Chinese media's barb is misplaced :  India is really the "most beautiful woman" in the world, as she is the conscience of the humanity 

New Delhi. Chinese should no better. India is not only the most beautiful woman but most wise woman  of the world. After all she christened land across the Himalayas as Cheen (China) . This namakaran sanskara she had to perform like several other. In fact she saw birth of this sibling

It appears that Indians determined the Time (kaal) in reference to the birth of China. In Sanskrit/Hindi there are a few words which indicate different civilizational era- Pra-cheen (ancient) and Arvaa-cheen (recent). One way to understand these word is that Pra-cheen stands for 'before the birth of Chinese civilization' and Arvaacheen for 'after the birth of Chinese civilization' .

So editors with the 'Global Times'  are wrong in their assessment that "India wants to be the "most beautiful woman" wooed by all, especially Washington and Beijing." 

In ancient Indian tradition woman does not permit anyone to woo her . She  only selects, chooses, in a svayamvar ceremony . Of course, there are many ugly men with their yellow devil bags and aircraft carriers  taking part in the recent svayamvar , but it hardly impresses the lady.

Bad joke apart, 'Global times' gave us a good news- the proposed deal (LSA) is stalled because of distrust between the two (India and United States).